CHAPTER: Great God
Hua Yin didn’t appear until that evening. She responded with “You’re welcome” when she saw Mo Yao’s message.
Mo Yao replied in seconds, "Great god give me your guidance!"
【Taoist Master Hua Yin】: ？？
Mo Yao was a little embarrassed but she still asked him with a thick face.
【Mo Yao】: Can you give me some more beautifying pills?
She also thought that it sounded a little inappropriate, so she quickly added: "I can trade it for something else!"
As soon as her message was sent out, everyone in the chatroom became interested.
【Taoist Master Xuan Qing】: What is the Beautifying pill? I have a Marrow Cleansing Pill, I guarantee that you will turn over a new leaf within no time! Sister, what are you going to exchange it with?
It would be great if the exchanging object was as high-level as the talisman given by sister Grim Reaper!
【Old Master Ge Huan】: @Taoist Master Xuan Qing, haha. You don't need to go through the trouble while I’m here, the specialist! You want to become beautiful, who could beat my Ge Huan sect! @Mo Yao this old Taoist can formulate a special package for you and I ensure that you will transform into a 360-degree beauty without any flaw!
【Mo Yao】: Really!
【Old Master Ge Huan】: This old Taoist never deceives anyone! Like the Beautifying pill, Body Slimming Pill, Youth Nourishment Pill, various aromatic Body Moisturizing Pill; the secret recipe of voluptuous Breast Pill is still being preserved in a secret place. All of which are the exclusive secret recipes of Ge Huan Sect! If you need it, this old Taoist can give you a one-stop service!
【Mo Yao】: Great god give me your guidance!
【Yuanzhen Daojun】: These features are after all nonego, as long as you cultivate, they will naturally undergo a transformation.
【Mo Yao】: How to cultivate?
【Demonic Grandmaster Shao Guang】: My sect consists of a jade, female, heart, and ancient scripture, mainly focused on creating peerless beauty.
【Taoist Master Qing Yuan】: Shao Guang, Get the f*ck out of here! Weren’t the lessons from three hundred years ago not enough? Make another disaster like Su Mei Niang again, and this old Taoist will tear off your lair!!
【Taoist Master Xuan Qing】: Is that the smell of adultery or the flavor of concupiscence?
【Mo Yao】: Great God! Take care of me! Seeking all the great gods for guidance!
【Taoist Master Hua Yin】: So, what are you going to exchange for it?
Mo Yao was so excited that she felt like she was about to fly. She had experienced the magical effect of the Beautifying pill, and she was convinced that the people of this group were definitely a group of veterans. Entering this group was an opportunity for her! She knew that God did not forsake her, the previous ordeals were just trials! Now she had passed those trials and redeemed all her grief! Thanks to all the great gods!
She had speculated about it a long time ago. Seeing Taoist Master Qing Yuan's persistence in seeking honey chicken wings, she confirmed that they were a group of foodies. So it was not wrong to seduce them with delicacies!
【Mo Yao】: Honey chicken wings, cola chicken wings, sixi meatballs[1], lion's head[2], dongpo pork, red braised pork belly, spiced beef, roasted duck, chicken feet...
She assumed that the group would be frenzied after hearing of such delights, but she didn't expect their reaction to be just so so. After a long time, only Taoist Master Qingyuan replied: "Count me in."
Younger sister Grim Reaper already sent those dishes to them for free, so they weren't craving anything at the moment. But since the new sister mentioned it, they couldn’t refute her. Hence, Qingyuan asked, "How do you want to trade them?"
【Mo Yao】: Is it okay to exchange a plate of delicious food for a pill?
By just saying it, Mo Yao felt a bit vexed. After all, they were all her hard-earned money. She couldn't bear to spend them.
At the same time, the others were feeling a little bit reluctant. Yesterday, younger sister Grim Reaper had sent them a wave of gourmet foods for free, which included all the foods promised by Mo Yao. Besides, Sister Grim Reaper clearly told them that those foods were very cheap, and that the price was not worth mentioning. But today this person was actually demanding such an exorbitant price, exchanging them for one pill! Although they didn't care about those low-level medicines, it was still unpleasant to be taken advantage of and played like a fool!
They clearly didn’t consider the family gap between Mo Yao and Wen Qing. Things that were not worth mentioning to Wen Qing didn’t necessarily mean that they were not worth mentioning to Mo Yao as well.
This was also a pit dug by Wen Qing, especially for Mo Yao.
Mo Yao waited for quite a while. Then without wasting any more time, she couldn't help but anxiously asked, "Can you?"
After all, what was said, has already been said. Qingyuan and the others were all-powerful and invincible, it didn't suit them to go back on their words, so each of them ordered a portion.
【Taoist Master Qing Yuan】: A portion of honeyed chicken wings.
【Taoist Master Hua Yin】: A serving of sixi balls.
【Demonic Grandmaster Shao Guang】: A plate of lion's head.
……
Mo Yao hurriedly took the notes and went out with the three hundred yuan that hadn’t even warmed up in her palm.
A little over half an hour later, she returned with all of their orders. She had thoroughly studied the chatroom in the afternoon and had understood how to transfer the red packets. She put a few foods in the nine squared-grid and then sent them out one by one.
『Taoist Master Qing Yuan has received your honey chicken wings.』
『Taoist Master Hua Yin has received your sixi balls.』
『Demonic Grandmaster Shao Guang has received your lion's head.』
……
Everything was sent out, and Mo Yao waited expectantly for them to cash out the red packets.
However, the people who received the red packets were not in a good mood. It went without saying that regardless of her discourteously high demands, everyone was still looking after her since she was a newcomer. But what the hell did she send to them? It was so terrible!
TRANSLATOR’S CORNER
[1] SIXI MEATBALLS: 四喜丸子 (四; means four; 喜: means happy) aka Braised Pork Balls in Gravy in English. is one of the classic Chinese traditional dishes, which belongs to Shandong cuisine. It is composed of four meatballs with good color, smell, and taste, which embody the four great things of life, happiness, wealth, longevity, and joy. Sixi Meatballs is basically the same as that of Lion Head, except that Sixi Meatballs are limited to four meatballs.
[2] LION’S HEAD: aka stewed meatball is a dish from the Huaiyang cuisine of eastern China, consisting of large pork meatballs stewed with vegetables. The name "lion's head", derives from the shape of the meatball which is supposed to resemble the head of the Chinese guardian lion, specifically.