CHAPTER: Reveal Your Three Sizes
Wen Qing took the wallet and chose a restaurant with a good reputation. She asked for a private room, then ordered a few signature dishes. The ordered amount of almost one person was not too excessive. Then she ordered other specialties and told the waiter to pack them.
After the dishes arrived, she didn't eat them herself. She put them into the red packet section and sent it over to those demons and monsters in the chatroom.
『Taoist Master Qing Yuan grabbed your Honey chicken wings. 』
『Master Xiao Yao grabbed your Buddha jumps over the wall. 』
(E/N: Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, also known as Buddha's Temptation, is a variety of shark fin soup in Fujian cuisine.)
『Demonic Grandmaster Shao Guang has grabbed your Dongpo pork. 』
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【Taoist Master Qing Yuan】: Younger sister, what is this? Looks so delicious. Does it have any negative effects?
【Grim Reaper】: No, this is the food from my world, you can eat it.
Afterward, the chatroom was silent for a minute, no one spoke for a long time. Wen Qing also did not worry and waited patiently.
【Taoist master Hua Yin】：Younger sister，no，miss! Could I get a portion of cumin spareribs again! It's really delicious!
【Taoist Master Xuan Qing】: I will trade the 6th rank recuperation pill for a portion of a spicy hot duck neck!
【Taoist Master Qing Yuan】：Honey chicken wings！And a portion of every dish they had. This old Taoist will barter the 9th level soul-restoring pill.
The group suddenly exploded. Wen Qing couldn't help but hooked up her lips to smile. Why could this group with almighty personas notice an ordinary person like Mo Yao? Because these people were all foodies. Mo Yao sent them a red packet with food, and they used various pills as an exchange for those red packets. But what they didn't know was that even their lowest-level pill could be exchanged for countless honeyed chicken wings!
This time, she got hold of these foodies' stomachs first. Let's see what else Mo Yao could offer in exchange.
【Grim Reaper】: No need. These things are very cheap in my world. If you like to eat, I will send you more. You don't have to exchange anything.
【Taoist Master Hua Yin】: Miss is a really nice person!
【Taoist Master Qing Yuan】: Wait, Grim Reaper sister is not from the Canglan realm?
【Grim Reaper】: No, I'm from another realm. (^_^)
【Master Xiao Yao】: Another realm? Is it one of the three thousand realms? I didn't expect this group to be connected to other small worlds besides the Canglan realm.
Wen Qing also didn’t explain. She carried the empty box and went out of the restaurant. No one found that she was carrying an empty box. She turned around a street and walked to an inconspicuous place and threw the box into the trash can. It was not strange that she was being so careful. Past experience taught her that she should never underestimate any world. An inconspicuous detail may expose herself.
Then after Wen Qing did the same thing again. She searched for some reputable restaurants, and then asked for a private room, ordered a portion, packed a portion, and finally sent them all to the group chat. The few who could eat them were very satisfied. Even though Wen Qing repeatedly said that these were of petty value and didn't need to barter with anything, each of them would still give her what they promised at the beginning. Wen Qing reluctantly accepted, then she'd send a cursed talisman to each of them. In this way, the people in the group had a more favorable impression of her.
Nevertheless, in just one day, Wen Qing had not only conquered their stomachs but also their hearts. Now everything was arranged, Wen Qing was just waiting for tomorrow’s good show to be staged.
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Mo Yao dragged her exhausted body to home. She stood under the scorching sun, dressed in a heavy promoter costume to distribute flyers for two hours. She earned three hundred yuan, which was her living expenses for the next semester.
Because of her poor family condition, the school had already waived her tuition fees, but she still had to pay for her living expenses. She never expected her family to give her living expenses. Her mother died long ago and she would burn joss sticks and thank heavens if her inveterate gambler father wouldn’t rush to snatch her money.
When Mo Yao reached her quiet and slovenly house, there was neither a soaring alcoholic smell nor an abusive gambler. Thankfully, her gambling-addict father was away, and the three hundred dollars earned today were all safe with her! She locked the door, took a basin of cold water from the bathroom, and took a shower.
Then she fished out a box with two cups of instant noodles from under her bed. Mo Yao sighed, took out a cup, and poured boiling water on it.
While waiting for the noodles to be ready, she took out her badly worn out phone and casually scrolled through it. The school was about to start tomorrow so the class group was already in frenzy. They were all discussing where they had gone during the summer vacation and what souvenir they brought for everyone. Mo Yao looked obscurely, feeling gloomy. They were all high school students. While their lives were so glamorous, only she was living like a gloomy mouse.
With a slip of her hand, she mistakenly clicked into a group. She saw a red packet and clicked on it quickly.
『You have received Grim Reaper's Honey chicken wings. 』
What the hell? Fake red packets?
Mo Yao hadn't reacted yet, in a split of seconds the group lightened up with a bunch of messages.
【Taoist Master Qing Yuan】: Stop! Those honey chicken wings belong to this old Taoist!
【Taoist Master Xuan Qing】: Who is Mo Yao? Was there such a person in our group?
【Taoist Master Hua Yin】: Does anyone invite outsiders!
【Taoist Master Qing Yuan】: @Master Xiao Yao Is that your alternate account? Quickly return this old Taoist’s chicken wings back!
【Master Xiao Yao】: Are you kidding! Do I not have any work that I would open an alternate account, huh! @Mo Yao, are you new here?
【Old Master Ge Huan】: The newcomer has to send pictures! And reveal the three sizes!
After watching for a long time, Mo Yao was sure that she had entered a group of neurotics, and all of them were really crazy! She also didn't know how she got into such a group, maybe it was due to a mobile virus. She wanted to leave the group but found that she could not find the 'Leave the group' button.
What the hell!
FOOD GALLERY
(It is a variety of shark fin soup in Fujian cuisine.)
Dongpo pork is a Hangzhou dish which is made by pan-frying and then red cooking pork belly. The pork is cut thick, about two inches square, and should consist equally of fat and lean meat. The skin is left on. The mouthfeel is oily but not greasy and the dish is fragrant with wine.
It is made up of ribs of pork with cumin